The Twits Afternoon Tea

A Fantastical Afternoon Tea Experience by the Thames

Set inside the elegant London Marriott Hotel County Hall, The Twits Afternoon Tea offers a one-of-a-kind, theatrical dining experience inspired by Roald Dahl’s mischievous characters. With sweeping views of the Thames and Big Ben, this themed tea service blends playful storytelling with imaginative bites, all just a short stroll from major London concert venues like the Southbank Centre and Royal Festival Hall.

The menu is a tongue-in-cheek twist on the traditional British tea, featuring items like “Mr Twit’s Bird Pie” and “Beardy Scones,” served in a quirky and immersive setting that delights kids and adults alike.

Why Concert-goers love it

Location is everything—and The Twits Afternoon Tea sits right in the heart of the action. Just minutes from several iconic performance spaces, it’s the ideal spot for a whimsical pre-show treat. The experience is well-paced, so you won’t feel rushed but can still make your curtain call in time. The lively, theatrical atmosphere adds to the anticipation of your night out, making it feel like your evening of entertainment starts here.

Who this Restaurant is great for

• Groups of friends looking for a fun and Instagram-worthy pre-show meal
• Solo travelers who want a memorable, themed experience before catching a gig
• Couples enjoying a romantic weekend with a fun twist
• Fans wanting to kick off their concert night with something unique
• Budget-conscious music lovers—while not cheap, it offers good value for the creativity and setting

What People Say

Reviews on TripAdvisor and OpenTable praise the playful presentation, imaginative menu, and thoughtful service. Many guests love the riverside views and theatrical flair, calling it a “magical experience” and “perfect for pre-theatre fun.” The attention to detail in every dish is another highlight, with diners consistently impressed by how immersive the experience feels.

Areas for Improvement

Some reviewers mention that the themed tea is more of an experience than a filling meal—so if you’re heading to a long concert, you might want to grab a bite later. It’s also a popular spot for families, so it can get a bit lively during peak times. And while the views are stunning, they come with a price tag, so budget accordingly.

The Bottom Line

If you’re looking to start your concert evening with a dose of fun, flavour, and a little Roald Dahl magic, The Twits Afternoon Tea is a charming and convenient choice.