Ted's Bulletin - Noma

Retro Charm and Comfort Food Just Minutes from the Music

Located in the heart of DC's NoMa neighborhood, Ted's Bulletin - Noma serves up classic American comfort food in a nostalgic, diner-style setting. Known for its vintage-inspired design and casual atmosphere, Ted’s is a go-to spot for those craving hearty dishes, house-made pop tarts, and boozy milkshakes—all just a short walk or quick metro ride from major concert venues around the city.

Why Concert-goers love it

Fast service and a lively yet relaxed vibe make Ted’s a solid pick for a pre-show meal. Whether you're seeing a show at Union Stage, The Anthem, or 9:30 Club, its central location means you can dine without stressing about time. The menu features comfort classics that come out hot and quick—perfect for fueling up before a big night. Plus, the retro aesthetic sets a fun tone for the evening.

Who this Restaurant is great for

• Groups of friends looking to share boozy milkshakes and burgers before a concert
• Solo travelers grabbing a casual bite at the counter or bar
• Couples starting a romantic weekend with comfort food and cocktails
• Fans wanting a lively pre-show space with upbeat music and a social vibe
• Budget-conscious music fans who love generous portions without the high price tag

What People Say

Reviewers on TripAdvisor and OpenTable rave about the friendly service, delicious comfort staples, and the nostalgic charm of the space. The homemade pop tarts and milkshakes are consistent crowd-pleasers, and many note the convenience of the location for those heading to events. Patrons love the mix of brunch options and hearty plates like meatloaf and fried chicken.

Areas for Improvement

Some diners mention that the wait can get long during peak times, especially on weekends, so it's best to arrive early if you're on a tight concert schedule. A few guests have noted that noise levels can be a bit high, but most agree it adds to the lively diner energy rather than detracts from it.

The Bottom Line

Ted’s Bulletin - Noma is a fun, filling, and fast option for concert-goers who want classic American eats in a playful setting that’s close to the action.