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Who'd A Thought It

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Who'd A Thought It, Headcorn Road Grafty Green Maidstone, Maidstone -0800 031 8416
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3.95
HOTEL RATING: 
GOOD
3.95 out of 5 (355 Ratings)
19.0 miles Central Theatre Chatham
v34 mins driving
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Hotel Description
Located just 5 minutes' drive from Lenham Who'd A Thought It features a Champagne and oyster bar along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player tea and coffee making facilities and an iPod docking station. The private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings Who'd A Thought It serves a full English breakfast along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus including gastro bar meals a lunchtime tasting menu and a la carte dishes. Who'd A Thought It's Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.

Check-in time: 15:00   Check-out time: 11:30
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Amenities View More
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Free Internet
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Free Parking
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Non Smoking
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Free Breakfast
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Swimming Pool
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Fitness Center
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Business Center
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Airport Shuttle
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Pets Allowed
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Accessible
Other Amenities
` Free Parking
` Garden
` Room Service
` Air Conditioning
` Bar
` Heating
` Adult only
` On-site parking
` Accessible parking
` Designated Smoking Area
` Free Wi-Fi
` Picnic Area
` Restaurant(s)
` Sun Deck
` Daily Housekeeping
` Non-Smoking Rooms Available
` Board games/puzzles
` Wine/champagne
` Outdoor furniture
` Sun loungers or beach chairs
` Key access
` Smoke alarms
` Fire extinguishers
` Guests can opt-out of daily cleaning service
` Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities
` Process in place to check health of guests
` First aid kit available
` Cashless payment available
` Mobile app for room service
` Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines
` Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas
` Invoices
` All plates, cutlery, glasses and other tableware have been sanitized
` Access to health care professionals
` Free face masks
` Food delivery
` Audible alarm
` balcony/terrace
` CCTV security in common areas
` Daily disinfection
` Hot tub/Whirlpool
` Non-smoking property
` Restaurant (special diets available)
` Physical/social distancing guidelines
` Protective screen or physical barriers in appropriate areas
` Professional cleaning services
` Room service available

Who'd A Thought It Guest Reviews

Overall Average Score: 
Good (3.95 out of 5)

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2

Disappointing - 2.0 out of 5

Anonymous Fri, 11 July 2025

Disappointing

2.5

Fair - 2.5 out of 5

Javita Mon, 7 July 2025

Passable

4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Andy Sun, 6 July 2025

Superb

Liked: Comfortable bed, with a great breakfast.

2.5

Fair - 2.5 out of 5

Anonymous Sat, 5 July 2025

Passable

1.5

Poor - 1.5 out of 5

Giovanna Tue, 1 July 2025

Poor

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Kathryn Tue, 1 July 2025

Wonderful overnight stay.

Liked: What an amazing find this place was! We loved everything about it! Great value for money. Restaurant food was on point. Couldn’t fault this place in any way.If we get the opportunity, we will be back.
Disliked: Techno music in the restaurant 🤣

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Megan Sun, 29 June 2025

Beautiful venue will recommend

Liked: Excellent food Lovely room Great gardens
Disliked: Breakfast 9 am is to late when your working and have to be at work at 8.30 wasted money when I can’t have breakfast

0.5

Poor - 0.5 out of 5

Mark Sun, 22 June 2025

Didn’t stay. Checked out after...

Liked: Pub was nice
Disliked: Room was so small couldn’t move. Don’t stay in room 2 ever!!!

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Dann Sun, 22 June 2025

Exceptional

3

Pleasant - 3.0 out of 5

Anonymous Thu, 19 June 2025

Pleasant

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Who'd A Thought It Headcorn Road Grafty Green Maidstone, Maidstone