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Who'd A Thought It

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Who'd A Thought It, Headcorn Road Grafty Green Maidstone, Maidstone -(888) 406-7656
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HOTEL RATING: 
GOOD
3.95 out of 5 (375 Ratings)
19.0 miles Central Theatre Chatham
v34 mins driving
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Hotel Description
Located just 5 minutes' drive from Lenham Who'd A Thought It features a Champagne and oyster bar along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player tea and coffee making facilities and an iPod docking station. The private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings Who'd A Thought It serves a full English breakfast along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus including gastro bar meals a lunchtime tasting menu and a la carte dishes. Who'd A Thought It's Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.

Check-in time: 15:00   Check-out time: 11:30
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Free Internet
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Free Parking
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Non Smoking
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Free Breakfast
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Swimming Pool
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Fitness Center
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Business Center
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Airport Shuttle
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Pets Allowed
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Accessible
Other Amenities
` Free Parking
` Garden
` Room Service
` Air Conditioning
` Bar
` Heating
` Adult only
` On-site parking
` Accessible parking
` Designated Smoking Area
` Free Wi-Fi
` Picnic Area
` Restaurant(s)
` Sun Deck
` Daily Housekeeping
` Non-Smoking Rooms Available
` Board games/puzzles
` Wine/champagne
` Outdoor furniture
` Sun loungers or beach chairs
` Key access
` Smoke alarms
` Fire extinguishers
` Guests can opt-out of daily cleaning service
` Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities
` Process in place to check health of guests
` First aid kit available
` Cashless payment available
` Mobile app for room service
` Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines
` Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas
` Invoices
` All plates, cutlery, glasses and other tableware have been sanitized
` Access to health care professionals
` Free face masks
` Food delivery
` Audible alarm
` balcony/terrace
` CCTV security in common areas
` Daily disinfection
` Hot tub/Whirlpool
` Non-smoking property
` Restaurant (special diets available)
` Physical/social distancing guidelines
` Protective screen or physical barriers in appropriate areas
` Professional cleaning services
` Room service available

Who'd A Thought It Guest Reviews

Overall Average Score: 
Good (3.95 out of 5)

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3.5

Good - 3.5 out of 5

Egidijus Tue, 2 September 2025

Good

Liked: Pros:The staff were absolutely lovely – really polite and helpful. The service itself was faultless. The food was delicious and the atmosphere very calm, which made the stay more enjoyable.
Disliked: Cons:Some things weren’t quite as expected. The description made it sound like there was a jacuzzi included, but actually you only get access if you book a more expensive room. The jacuzzi that was there didn’t feel very well set up. The “private bathroom” wasn’t exactly private – the glass doors from the bedroom had a 30–40 cm gap at the bottom.The listing mentioned a coffee machine, but there was only a kettle you had to fill up yourself. There was also no wardrobe or storage space for clothes or luggage, just two hooks on the wall and only one chair, even though it was a double room.

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Samantha Sun, 31 August 2025

Absolutely gorgeous

Liked: Absolutely gorgeous. So quirky and so me. Loved it.

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Charlotte Wed, 27 August 2025

Exceptional

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Anonymous Tue, 26 August 2025

Exceptional

2

Disappointing - 2.0 out of 5

Teresa Mon, 25 August 2025

Very Dissapointed with the whole...

Liked: On first inspection the decor was sumptuous and cosy
Disliked: The sky tv wasnt receiving a signal, the remote control back was broken, the table lamps were covered in dust, mould in the bathroom.......the whole suite needed a good clean! Wall paper peeling off.Room not restocked, missing slippers and ironing board. The outdoor hottub wasnt very clear when on. Have had diarrhea since ive been back home!

3.5

Good - 3.5 out of 5

Ann Sat, 23 August 2025

Would have booked a larger...

Liked: Fridge in room.
Disliked: Room smaller than average, not suitable for more than one night stay. Not much privacy when using shower room.

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Lee Thu, 21 August 2025

Exceptional

4

Very Good - 4.0 out of 5

Jan Tue, 19 August 2025

Fabulous stay in a fun,...

Liked: We stayed overnight, due to a local day event, and the staff were so lovely and the room was really fun. Bed was comfortable. We didnt use the jacuzzi bath as not enough time, but checkout times were really good.Breakfast was in the pub and was really good food. The grounds are lovely as well.
Disliked: Cant think of anything tbh.

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Karen Mon, 18 August 2025

Exceptional

Liked: Excellent value for money
Disliked: Nothing

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Kenzie Fri, 15 August 2025

Exceptional

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Who'd A Thought It Headcorn Road Grafty Green Maidstone, Maidstone

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