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Who'd A Thought It

eeee - 0800 031 8416
Who'd A Thought It, Headcorn Road Grafty Green Maidstone, Maidstone -0800 031 8416
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3.95
HOTEL RATING: 
GOOD
3.95 out of 5 (348 Ratings)
19.4 miles Rochester Castle
v35 mins driving
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Hotel Description
Located just 5 minutes' drive from Lenham Who'd A Thought It features a Champagne and oyster bar along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player tea and coffee making facilities and an iPod docking station. The private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings Who'd A Thought It serves a full English breakfast along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus including gastro bar meals a lunchtime tasting menu and a la carte dishes. Who'd A Thought It's Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.

Check-in time: 15:00   Check-out time: 11:30
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Amenities View More
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Free Internet
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Free Parking
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Non Smoking
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Free Breakfast
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Swimming Pool
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Fitness Center
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Business Center
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Airport Shuttle
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Pets Allowed
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Accessible
Other Amenities
` Free Parking
` Garden
` Room Service
` Air Conditioning
` Bar
` Heating
` Adult only
` On-site parking
` Accessible parking
` Designated Smoking Area
` Free Wi-Fi
` Picnic Area
` Restaurant(s)
` Sun Deck
` Daily Housekeeping
` Non-Smoking Rooms Available
` Board games/puzzles
` Wine/champagne
` Outdoor furniture
` Sun loungers or beach chairs
` Key access
` Smoke alarms
` Fire extinguishers
` Guests can opt-out of daily cleaning service
` Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities
` Process in place to check health of guests
` First aid kit available
` Cashless payment available
` Mobile app for room service
` Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines
` Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas
` Invoices
` All plates, cutlery, glasses and other tableware have been sanitized
` Access to health care professionals
` Free face masks
` Food delivery
` Audible alarm
` balcony/terrace
` CCTV security in common areas
` Daily disinfection
` Hot tub/Whirlpool
` Non-smoking property
` Restaurant (special diets available)
` Physical/social distancing guidelines
` Protective screen or physical barriers in appropriate areas
` Professional cleaning services
` Room service available

Who'd A Thought It Guest Reviews

Overall Average Score: 
Good (3.95 out of 5)

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0.5

Poor - 0.5 out of 5

Mark Sun, 22 June 2025

Didn’t stay. Checked out after...

Liked: Pub was nice
Disliked: Room was so small couldn’t move. Don’t stay in room 2 ever!!!

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Dann Sun, 22 June 2025

Exceptional

3

Pleasant - 3.0 out of 5

Anonymous Thu, 19 June 2025

Pleasant

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

David Sat, 14 June 2025

Exceptional

2.5

Fair - 2.5 out of 5

Sarah Sun, 8 June 2025

Disappointing second stay

Liked: The bed was very comfortable. Lovely location. Waitress at dinner was lovely but clearly rushed off her feet with little support.
Disliked: Room was very dusty. Rather dated in need of some tlc. Curtain tie back fixings were falling out the wall with broken plaster falling out. At breakfast I requested oat milk with my coffee which I was told they had but was then given almond milk and then told they didn't actually have oat milk. Breakfast was an uncomfortable experience with two other separate couples both complaining about their stay for various reasons. TV channels are extremely limited & WiFi is very weak. A real shame as this was our 2nd visit to Who'd thought it after a great experience the first time around. This time around it certainly didn't live up to our expectations and was left very disappointed.

0.5

Poor - 0.5 out of 5

Brandon Sun, 1 June 2025

Bad

Liked: The drinks
Disliked: Staff were rude room wasn't clean food wasn't great wouldn't go back

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Richard Sat, 31 May 2025

Exceptional

Liked: Best stake i have ever had

4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Tracey Wed, 28 May 2025

Superb

4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Safina Wed, 28 May 2025

A nice comfortable stay with...

Liked: The location was nice and only a 7 minute drive to Chilston Park for a wedding. The staff were very accommodating when we had an issue with our room on the first night around 11:30pm and the staff were able to upgrade our room(we originally booked the small double). We weren't waiting long for them to resolve our issue and get confirmation we could still stay there even though they were busy.The upgraded room was spacious, had a comfortable bed and clean bathroom with hot tub with jets and good pressure overhead shower. There were complimentary robes provided and water and chocolates in the fridge.
Disliked: Food in the restaurant was nice but slightly over priced for what it was. Although spacious room it didn't have much storage for clothes.

4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Simon Mon, 26 May 2025

Superb

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Who'd A Thought It Headcorn Road Grafty Green Maidstone, Maidstone