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The Oyster Smack, The Oyster Smack Inn, Maldon -0745 127 3975
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HOTEL RATING: 
VERY GOOD
4.2 out of 5 (434 Ratings)
25.3 miles Cliffs Pavilion Southend
v48 mins driving
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Hotel Description
Just yards from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch The Oyster Smack Inn has an on-site bar free Wi-Fi and free parking. It dates back to the 1800s and is known for its fantastic food. The restaurant's chef has worked in Jamie Oliver's first restaurant as well as Gorden Ramsey's 3 Michelin Starred establishment. The diverse menu features Asian influences and British classics with food made from seasonal produce. Rooms at The Oyster Smack Inn are individually designed and each benefits from a flat-screen TV and an private bathroom with free toiletries. Tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk are also provided. The coast at Southend is just 25 miles away and the center of Chelmsford can be reached in 40 minutes' drive. Historic Colchester can also be reached in less than an hour by car.

Check-in time: 14:00   Check-out time: 11:00
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Amenities View More
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Free Internet
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Free Parking
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Non Smoking
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Pets Allowed
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Free Breakfast
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Swimming Pool
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Fitness Center
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Business Center
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Airport Shuttle
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Accessible
Other Amenities
` Free Parking
` Room Service
` Bar
` Heating
` On-site parking
` 24-hour security
` Family Rooms
` Free Wi-Fi
` Off-Site parking
` Restaurant(s)
` Non-Smoking Rooms Available
` Wine/champagne
` Smoke alarms
` Fire extinguishers
` Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities
` Shared stationery such as printed menus, magazines, pens, and paper removed
` Cashless payment available
` Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines
` All plates, cutlery, glasses and other tableware have been sanitized
` Free face masks
` Contactless check-in/out
` Audible alarm
` CCTV security in common areas
` Daily disinfection
` Kid-friendly dinning
` Non-smoking property
` Restaurant (special diets available)
` Physical/social distancing guidelines
` Room service available
` Pets allowed (charges may apply)
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The Oyster Smack Guest Reviews

Overall Average Score: 
Very Good (4.2 out of 5)

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5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Zena Thu, 19 June 2025

Quirky

Liked: Location

4

Very Good - 4.0 out of 5

Kirstie Tue, 10 June 2025

Great but improve the breakfast.

Liked: Bar was lovely, very welcoming. Room was great, a bit cool when I arrived but there was a portable heater in the room. Room was clean and comfortable, tea and coffee plus biscuits. Complimentary toiletries. Comfortable bed. Evening meal was fabulous.
Disliked: Pillows lumpy. Continental breakfast was poor. Very little choice. Fresh fruit but not chopped up, no fat free yogurts, no pastries. Only full fat milk. No low sugar cereal such as weetabix. If staying again I would take my own breakfast as this was an extra cost £8.95 and not worth it.

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Sarah Sun, 25 May 2025

Lovely stay

Liked: Good location for Burnham and surrounds.Clean functional room and helpful friendly staff. Good restaurant.
Disliked: Expensive overall.

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

William Sat, 24 May 2025

Exceptional

Liked: Breakfast was lovely
Disliked: Nothing

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Nichola Mon, 12 May 2025

Perfect as always ♥️

Liked: Beautiful clean room and amazing staff ♥️
Disliked: Everything, great location, great friendly staff.

4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Mark Mon, 5 May 2025

Superb

Liked: Very clean, great facilities and comfortable. Very close to town centre.

4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Carol Mon, 5 May 2025

Superb

4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Susan Mon, 5 May 2025

Served us well whilst at...

Liked: Self service continental breakfast was good, room very adequate and the dinner excellent
Disliked: parking very tight for our tow car

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Gemma Sun, 27 April 2025

Exceptional

3

Pleasant - 3.0 out of 5

Fiona Sun, 20 April 2025

Ok for one night but...

Liked: Nice location, car park
Disliked: Very cold not told staff controlled heating. Used product left in bathroom. Stairs very dusty.

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