The Guards Hotel Guest Reviews
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Holmes Thu, 21 August 2025
Passable
Liked: The location was excellent, the staff was friendly and helpful
Disliked: The facilities were very dated and tired looking the room could do with a serious lick of paint and general update. The toilet needs to be repositioned as unable to sit on it properly.
Grahame Wed, 20 August 2025
Poor
Liked: Position
Disliked: Shower was a deathtrap. Hanging off the wall no door no lights
Robin Tue, 19 August 2025
Exceptional
Claire Mon, 18 August 2025
Superb
Liked: Was comfortable , well located hotel. Staff very friendly and helpful . Very good price . Tram stop over the road.
Glynis Mon, 18 August 2025
Basic but comfortable,served its purpose.
Liked: Good location,large well equipped room and friendly helpful staff.
Disliked: Very tired exterior and parts of the interior and on a really noisy road junction with trams passing right by outside from early morning.
Charlotte Mon, 18 August 2025
Pleasant
Liked: Location, comfortable beds, very quiet overnight.
Disliked: Beds were crammed in, less than a foot in between. No working tv and missing remote even after being assured we would have one on night 2. Bathroom could do with a spruce up and attention paid to the shower grouting and sealant. Very odd set up with soap and hand cream dispensers with botlles that didn't fit meaning it was awkward to dispense either without splodging them on the floor.Didn't think it warranted the 200 pounds paid for 2 people for 2 nights.
Margaret Sun, 17 August 2025
Pleasant
Liked: Hugh room, clean and comfortable
Disliked: Shower needs updating, toilet very tight on space
Rebecca Fri, 15 August 2025
Spoilt trip to Tattoo
Liked: The hotel was just over the road from Haymarket Train Station, making it very convenient.
Disliked: Went for suite as special occasion, carpet was dirty, shower had not hot water, ceiling had plant growing out of cracked area, sofa bed cover split, chair arms broken, noisy as tram line runs 24/7 outside Whole place could do with a lot of improvements, very tired looking and wouldn’t recommend
Rachel Fri, 15 August 2025
We were treated nicely by...
Liked: spacious bedroom
Disliked: Bathroom contains furniture which is falling apart
Michaela Fri, 15 August 2025
If u don t mind...
Liked: Location, friendliness of staff
Disliked: ROOM way too hot, hotel as whole a bit old and lot budget style, no breakfast