The Farm House Guest Reviews
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Matthew Sun, 8 June 2025
Good
Liked: Really central in West Malling. It’s very quiet even though it backs onto a pub. The room access was very reasonable as well.
Disliked: The walls are very thin. You can hear what is happening in the other rooms which isn’t great. Our shower tray also flooded both times we used it. It needs to be fixed to avoid water overflowing and going all over the floor in the bathroom.
Helen Sat, 7 June 2025
Disappointing
Liked: Great location.
Disliked: The room and bathroom had no window at all. No air and no natural light. Accommodation barn opened onto the staff smoking area and kitchen back entrance.
Philip Mon, 2 June 2025
overall not worth the money
Liked: the pub and the outdoor facilities
Disliked: the room had no windowsfew issues with the cleaningwi-fi was shockingly poor!
Stephen Sat, 17 May 2025
unusual accommodation. Amenities were good...
Liked: There was no breakfast option
Disliked: Breakfast as an option and Decaffeinated Coffee in the room
Carolyn Thu, 15 May 2025
Great fun stay to meet...
Liked: Convenient, clean and comfortable
Disliked: No breakfast offer
Margaret Tue, 13 May 2025
Great location - great room...
Liked: Location was brilliant - so easy to find and just a short walk from the station
Disliked: Nothing! this is a hidden gem and with the restaurant selling excellent food - who could want for more?
Gemma Wed, 7 May 2025
Exceptional
Liked: The staff were very friendly and the location was perfect for what we needed. There is no key card which made check out very simple.
Disliked: Check in was a bit clunky and as the bar was busy we had to wait to be checked in
Debbie Mon, 5 May 2025
Pleasant
Disliked: Cold water!
Rob Tue, 29 April 2025
Nice clean room if a...
Liked: Great Location and lovely pub and Beer Garden.... Food was also very good... but expensive.Staff all very freindly and clean.Room also very new and clean and nice big TV.
Disliked: Only 1 toilet roll.... and not even a full one.... only realised this in the middle of the night when the property in not manned.. we were given an emergency number to text but it was stressed to us ONLY to be used in an emergency... so we didnt.Room opens directly out on to Beer Garden within a few feet of people drinking outside... a bit unnerving.Broken Ironing board.Tea/Coffe tray very minimalist... and no Biscuits... would expect more for the money.
Dan Fri, 25 April 2025
Waste of money
Liked: The hotel was closed
Disliked: Not a thing