The Farm House Guest Reviews
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Anonymous Mon, 7 July 2025
Superb
Liked: Didn't have breakfast
Stuart Sun, 6 July 2025
beautiful
Diane Wed, 2 July 2025
I would recommend but maybe...
Liked: The Farm House location is centrally located and perfect for visiting the area.There are plenty of bars and restaurants in West Malling to choose from.
Disliked: The room was lovely and an attic room.The only downside was that it was too hot even with a fan in the room.It needs a cooling unit to make it comfortable.
Debbie Sun, 29 June 2025
Perfect! Exceeded our expectations.
Liked: Loved the quirkiness of the cow shed. Clean and tidy and great the facilities. A proper hairdryer(!) and an ironing board.
Disliked: Nothing we didn’t like. Just a hot day and evening - and totally understand that the buildings are listed so air conditioning is not feasible. However, we stayed on one of the hottest days of year!!
Matthew Sun, 8 June 2025
Good
Liked: Really central in West Malling. It’s very quiet even though it backs onto a pub. The room access was very reasonable as well.
Disliked: The walls are very thin. You can hear what is happening in the other rooms which isn’t great. Our shower tray also flooded both times we used it. It needs to be fixed to avoid water overflowing and going all over the floor in the bathroom.
Helen Sat, 7 June 2025
Disappointing
Liked: Great location.
Disliked: The room and bathroom had no window at all. No air and no natural light. Accommodation barn opened onto the staff smoking area and kitchen back entrance.
Philip Mon, 2 June 2025
overall not worth the money
Liked: the pub and the outdoor facilities
Disliked: the room had no windowsfew issues with the cleaningwi-fi was shockingly poor!
Stephen Sat, 17 May 2025
unusual accommodation. Amenities were good...
Liked: There was no breakfast option
Disliked: Breakfast as an option and Decaffeinated Coffee in the room
Carolyn Thu, 15 May 2025
Great fun stay to meet...
Liked: Convenient, clean and comfortable
Disliked: No breakfast offer
Margaret Tue, 13 May 2025
Great location - great room...
Liked: Location was brilliant - so easy to find and just a short walk from the station
Disliked: Nothing! this is a hidden gem and with the restaurant selling excellent food - who could want for more?