Portland Inn Guest Reviews
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Dan, Dublin, visiting Hornings Hideout
You need to find my yelp review. It has photos. We were looking for cheap accommodation, not accommodation so bad we had to sleep fully clothed in hoodies.
Liked: I hate to say it but literally nothing; the front desk guy was really nice.
Disliked: Everything you could think of.
CB, Eugene, OR
My boyfriend and I had to work at the Expo Center and since we travel all the time, we always stay in dives. I usually like them, neither of us are picky. But after finding this little motel, we were sure that we were being "PUNKED" or otherwise pranked to see how long we could stand it. Yes, I looked for cameras. All of the lamps in the room and the remote to the malfunctioning TV were broken. After taking a shower and swimming in calf-deep water with old hair coming up from the drain, we dried off with hand-towels after peeling long, black hairs off them. Then came the fun part. We tried laying down on the bed. I didn't even know that mattresses could do this. It was entirely rock hard and the springs were coming through the mattress. Our pillows felt like big lumps of clay. It was so bad I moved blankets to the floor to sleep, where I at least didn't have springs stabbing me in the ribs. At 4am, my boyfriend and I couldn't take it anymore and went back to the office to change rooms, where we found a homeless man camped out in the lobby. Our very ghetto but very accommodating receptionist put us in a new room, with a slightly newer mattress and TWO functioning lamps! We were very grateful, but still woke up with immense back pain, making for a great 10 hour workday on our feet at the fair. $64 dollars for a night in hell. I should have slept in my truck.
Liked: Pos: We didn't die.
Disliked: Neg: Apparently you can't pick ZERO in your rating.
Kyle Mon, 7 July 2025
Enter at Your Own Risk.
Liked: Price.
Disliked: Almost everything. It is definitely an experience. Enter at your own risk.
John Thu, 3 July 2025
Bad
Liked: Filth I left it was the worst experience ever not even by the hr would be below thisever
Rachael Wed, 2 July 2025
Exceptional
Rachael Wed, 2 July 2025
Exceptional
Clarissia Tue, 1 July 2025
If I was anyone that...
Liked: It’s great for the price
Disliked: Nothings wrong about the property you get what u pay
James Tue, 1 July 2025
Exceptional
Clark Mon, 30 June 2025
I’m not some snooty, spoiled...
Liked: Proximity to my event
Disliked: The place was run down, dirty and I felt unsafe. Will the car be broken into can I trust leaving anything of value behind when I go out and about. The towels looked like someone used them to clean up after an oil change and were all stained up. The bedding was full of burn holes and the place smelled of old cigarettes. There were tweekers all over the place amongst the fentanyl zombies.
Narshi Sun, 29 June 2025
Passable
Dominion Sat, 28 June 2025
Good
Liked: Price
Disliked: It was alright
Karen Fri, 27 June 2025
Pleasant
Liked: Nothing except the price