You need to find my yelp review. It has photos. We were looking for cheap accommodation, not accommodation so bad we had to sleep fully clothed in hoodies.

Liked: I hate to say it but literally nothing; the front desk guy was really nice.
Disliked: Everything you could think of.

My boyfriend and I had to work at the Expo Center and since we travel all the time, we always stay in dives. I usually like them, neither of us are picky. But after finding this little motel, we were sure that we were being "PUNKED" or otherwise pranked to see how long we could stand it. Yes, I looked for cameras. All of the lamps in the room and the remote to the malfunctioning TV were broken. After taking a shower and swimming in calf-deep water with old hair coming up from the drain, we dried off with hand-towels after peeling long, black hairs off them. Then came the fun part. We tried laying down on the bed. I didn't even know that mattresses could do this. It was entirely rock hard and the springs were coming through the mattress. Our pillows felt like big lumps of clay. It was so bad I moved blankets to the floor to sleep, where I at least didn't have springs stabbing me in the ribs. At 4am, my boyfriend and I couldn't take it anymore and went back to the office to change rooms, where we found a homeless man camped out in the lobby. Our very ghetto but very accommodating receptionist put us in a new room, with a slightly newer mattress and TWO functioning lamps! We were very grateful, but still woke up with immense back pain, making for a great 10 hour workday on our feet at the fair. $64 dollars for a night in hell. I should have slept in my truck.

Liked: Pos: We didn't die.
Disliked: Neg: Apparently you can't pick ZERO in your rating.

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Happy New Year, Portland Inn...

Liked: Manager Shelby is very professional and honest,and housekeeping works very hard,too. Very caring staff.
Disliked: Not applicable

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The rooms need to be...

Liked: The Staff had an ok presence, they were nice and the location was ok. But there is definitely a reason why it is one of the cheapest hotel's in Portland
Disliked: The room was absolutely filthy and looked like they do the bare minimum or maintaining any part of it. There was mold so much that the bottoms of the bathroom walls had disintegrated, long black hairs everywhere, everywhere that had a door had lots of markings like they have been continuously kicked and not looked after. The room smelled musty mostly, but some drawers also smelt strongly of cleaner, and other drawers and the fridge smelt like cigarettes. There were what looked like burn marks into the flooring beside the bed and some hardened substance on the other side. The electric is not properly grounded so the front light switch shocked me and one of the bedside tables was completely dead. And there were white stains on the curtains. Just about every foot of space in the room had something wrong with it, I definitely will not be back.

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