Portland Inn

You need to find my yelp review. It has photos. We were looking for cheap accommodation, not accommodation so bad we had to sleep fully clothed in hoodies.

Liked: I hate to say it but literally nothing; the front desk guy was really nice.
Disliked: Everything you could think of.

My boyfriend and I had to work at the Expo Center and since we travel all the time, we always stay in dives. I usually like them, neither of us are picky. But after finding this little motel, we were sure that we were being "PUNKED" or otherwise pranked to see how long we could stand it. Yes, I looked for cameras. All of the lamps in the room and the remote to the malfunctioning TV were broken. After taking a shower and swimming in calf-deep water with old hair coming up from the drain, we dried off with hand-towels after peeling long, black hairs off them. Then came the fun part. We tried laying down on the bed. I didn't even know that mattresses could do this. It was entirely rock hard and the springs were coming through the mattress. Our pillows felt like big lumps of clay. It was so bad I moved blankets to the floor to sleep, where I at least didn't have springs stabbing me in the ribs. At 4am, my boyfriend and I couldn't take it anymore and went back to the office to change rooms, where we found a homeless man camped out in the lobby. Our very ghetto but very accommodating receptionist put us in a new room, with a slightly newer mattress and TWO functioning lamps! We were very grateful, but still woke up with immense back pain, making for a great 10 hour workday on our feet at the fair. $64 dollars for a night in hell. I should have slept in my truck.

Liked: Pos: We didn't die.
Disliked: Neg: Apparently you can't pick ZERO in your rating.

Very poor

Liked: It was there.
Disliked: The room was obviously used by smokers. Both cigarettes and marijuana. All my stuff still stinks! I got up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. No bottled water anywhere! I would not recommend.

Very good

Liked: Friendly staff, including the cleaning lady.
Disliked: NA

Bad

Liked: No
Disliked: Never

terrible

Liked: nothing
Disliked: our room smelled like someone just finished his pack of cigarette there. one of two door locks were completely broken off (and in ground floor so we didnt feel safe). neighborhood didnt feel safe at all so we left and got different hotel. also after complaining to the staff about the room and everything he didnt try to do anything about it or saying simple “sorry to hear that” would be nice. he just said “ok”. do not recommend at all.

RUN, do Not stay there....

Liked: RUN do NOT book there. Photos are not showing the issues with the rooms. They aren’t even true photos. The room could not be secured. Looked like it had been broken into. Drapes hanging off rod, damage to walls. Not same room from pics.
Disliked: RUN do NOT book there, not secure, broken door, walls damaged, stunk like smoke. Not the same room as shown in pics.

I wish i could afford...

Liked: Location and price
Disliked: Cleanliness the amenities seem to get fewer and less functional

Pleasant

Bad

Liked: reported portland super value inn to health dept, senior inspector came, portland inn this motel refused to rent room after senior housing inspector produced report of room rented to me with mold, no fire equipment, lose wiring ect. THIS IS RETAILATION FROM REPORTING OTHER HOTEL SAME OWNER?

Disappointing

Liked: Nothing much really to be honest
Disliked: Anything.