Portland Inn Guest Reviews
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Dan, Dublin, visiting Hornings Hideout Tue, 29 August 2017
You need to find my yelp review. It has photos. We were looking for cheap accommodation, not accommodation so bad we had to sleep fully clothed in hoodies.
Liked: I hate to say it but literally nothing; the front desk guy was really nice.
Disliked: Everything you could think of.
CB, Eugene, OR Fri, 8 February 2013
My boyfriend and I had to work at the Expo Center and since we travel all the time, we always stay in dives. I usually like them, neither of us are picky. But after finding this little motel, we were sure that we were being "PUNKED" or otherwise pranked to see how long we could stand it. Yes, I looked for cameras. All of the lamps in the room and the remote to the malfunctioning TV were broken. After taking a shower and swimming in calf-deep water with old hair coming up from the drain, we dried off with hand-towels after peeling long, black hairs off them. Then came the fun part. We tried laying down on the bed. I didn't even know that mattresses could do this. It was entirely rock hard and the springs were coming through the mattress. Our pillows felt like big lumps of clay. It was so bad I moved blankets to the floor to sleep, where I at least didn't have springs stabbing me in the ribs. At 4am, my boyfriend and I couldn't take it anymore and went back to the office to change rooms, where we found a homeless man camped out in the lobby. Our very ghetto but very accommodating receptionist put us in a new room, with a slightly newer mattress and TWO functioning lamps! We were very grateful, but still woke up with immense back pain, making for a great 10 hour workday on our feet at the fair. $64 dollars for a night in hell. I should have slept in my truck.
Liked: Pos: We didn't die.
Disliked: Neg: Apparently you can't pick ZERO in your rating.
Dwight Fri, 3 July 2020
Amanda Wed, 1 July 2020
It was nice!
Liked: It was convenient
Disliked: Parking was hard
Solo Mon, 29 June 2020
Liked: Home Sweet HOME
Disliked: It was a last minute wonderful experience had everything I needed and staff was fabulous. Thank You.
Ike Sun, 28 June 2020
Christopher Mon, 22 June 2020
Liked: No breakfast
Disliked: no breakfast
Glenn Mon, 15 June 2020
James1963christopher Sun, 14 June 2020
Allen Wed, 10 June 2020
Adren Wed, 10 June 2020
Looking forward for the next...
Liked: Just how easy and natural it feels like home
Disliked: Very tiny pillows. Bring your own
Buckman Tue, 9 June 2020