Name: Portland Inn
Address: 405 North East Columbia Boulevard, Portland, OR
Telephone: (888) 420-1657

You need to find my yelp review. It has photos. We were looking for cheap accommodation, not accommodation so bad we had to sleep fully clothed in hoodies.

Liked: I hate to say it but literally nothing; the front desk guy was really nice.
Disliked: Everything you could think of.

My boyfriend and I had to work at the Expo Center and since we travel all the time, we always stay in dives. I usually like them, neither of us are picky. But after finding this little motel, we were sure that we were being "PUNKED" or otherwise pranked to see how long we could stand it. Yes, I looked for cameras. All of the lamps in the room and the remote to the malfunctioning TV were broken. After taking a shower and swimming in calf-deep water with old hair coming up from the drain, we dried off with hand-towels after peeling long, black hairs off them. Then came the fun part. We tried laying down on the bed. I didn't even know that mattresses could do this. It was entirely rock hard and the springs were coming through the mattress. Our pillows felt like big lumps of clay. It was so bad I moved blankets to the floor to sleep, where I at least didn't have springs stabbing me in the ribs. At 4am, my boyfriend and I couldn't take it anymore and went back to the office to change rooms, where we found a homeless man camped out in the lobby. Our very ghetto but very accommodating receptionist put us in a new room, with a slightly newer mattress and TWO functioning lamps! We were very grateful, but still woke up with immense back pain, making for a great 10 hour workday on our feet at the fair. $64 dollars for a night in hell. I should have slept in my truck.

Liked: Pos: We didn't die.
Disliked: Neg: Apparently you can't pick ZERO in your rating.

Poor

Liked: The shower was ok
Disliked: Everything else was sus and the area was not safe

If you want to leave...

Liked: The two and a half hours I wasted going to this hotel with a guaranteed reservation I really love that and then to be turned away I have to go all the way back across town. I love flying into Portland after my sister makes reservations and then being turned away in the middle of f****** nowhere at 1:00 in the morning
Disliked: Everything the person of the front desk. A complete idiot

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Liked: Nothing
Disliked: All

Poor

Liked: The price was relatively low.
Disliked: Be cautious with this place — I do not recommend staying here. It felt unsafe, and there were a lot of strange people hanging around. At 3 AM, the neighbors blasted loud music. The entire room smelled heavily of cigarettes. The security latch on the door was broken, and there was a fist-sized hole in the bathroom door... no further comment. If you have other options, avoid this place.Cheap price, but a very questionable place