Portland Inn

You need to find my yelp review. It has photos. We were looking for cheap accommodation, not accommodation so bad we had to sleep fully clothed in hoodies.

Liked: I hate to say it but literally nothing; the front desk guy was really nice.
Disliked: Everything you could think of.

My boyfriend and I had to work at the Expo Center and since we travel all the time, we always stay in dives. I usually like them, neither of us are picky. But after finding this little motel, we were sure that we were being "PUNKED" or otherwise pranked to see how long we could stand it. Yes, I looked for cameras. All of the lamps in the room and the remote to the malfunctioning TV were broken. After taking a shower and swimming in calf-deep water with old hair coming up from the drain, we dried off with hand-towels after peeling long, black hairs off them. Then came the fun part. We tried laying down on the bed. I didn't even know that mattresses could do this. It was entirely rock hard and the springs were coming through the mattress. Our pillows felt like big lumps of clay. It was so bad I moved blankets to the floor to sleep, where I at least didn't have springs stabbing me in the ribs. At 4am, my boyfriend and I couldn't take it anymore and went back to the office to change rooms, where we found a homeless man camped out in the lobby. Our very ghetto but very accommodating receptionist put us in a new room, with a slightly newer mattress and TWO functioning lamps! We were very grateful, but still woke up with immense back pain, making for a great 10 hour workday on our feet at the fair. $64 dollars for a night in hell. I should have slept in my truck.

Liked: Pos: We didn't die.
Disliked: Neg: Apparently you can't pick ZERO in your rating.

Passable

Good

Liked: Price
Disliked: It was alright

Pleasant

Liked: Nothing except the price

Poor

Very good

Made it work for one...

Liked: Price was decent
Disliked: Room felt dirty and smelled like old cheese.

Ok for the price,

Liked: Location,
Disliked: Old building,

Good

Liked: A place to sleep
Disliked: Dirty

Poor

Liked: The shower was ok
Disliked: Everything else was sus and the area was not safe