Pod Brooklyn

Great hotel to put your head down and take a shower. Very clean but the Queen room is almost too small for 2 people. The toilet is located in the shower room, so it's difficult to use and water goes everywhere.

Liked: Clean and comfortable bed.
Disliked: The Queen room is too small for two people.

Great value, location, comfortable, clean,...

Liked: Clean, comfortable, well designed, good location.
Disliked: A little more counter space. Shower water warmer.

Exceptional

Exceptional

Liked: Great location
Disliked: The shower is always a challenge but it does the trick

Exceptional

disappointed

Liked: Room was not clean when we checked in, water and hair in the bathroom, shower head was leaking. They moved us to a different room.The area is small which was expected, but when you shower in the bathroom, you expect to have shampoo and conditioner, soap , but the conditioner and soap were empty and this was the new room they had moved us to, had to get the entire space wet to get my own out of my suit case, glad I remembered to bring my own...............
Disliked: rooftop was what attracted me to the stay as well and found it was closed.Very disappointed with the stay.

I wanna puke

Liked: Nothing
Disliked: There was dirt in the shower,,,pubic hair in the sink,,,nail clippings on the floor abs black specs all on the bed sheets,,,,, if I wasnt wiped out from the 7 for ride there and hadn't paid in full already online I woulda left,,,I still shoulda left! I woke up at 2 am and my body was completely itching and I couldn't get food sleep after that! Disgusting!! Absolutely a bad experience

Maybe the dystopia won’t be...

Liked: If the descent into dystopia isn’t happening quickly enough for your microplastics-clogged brain tubes, then book yourself some quality time in the antiseptic corridors of Pod Brooklyn.This place will have you feeling like life under the dominion of the panopticon ain’t so bad.Personal fave is a single Facebook marketplace Keurig (see photo) for all 200 guests faithfully removed from lobby at 11 am daily.Other hits are old clock with original iPod connector cable as well as two types of charging cables that maybe definitely won’t steal all your data, two exhaust fans (one sink, one for toilet/shower) that never turn on, and elaborate steal shudders that aren’t anywhere near room-darkening, and “interminable restaurant remodel”, wherein new resto installation across giant swaths of common areas, including both rooftop decks, the only ones with views of both the Manhattan and Brooklyn skylines, are closed (don’t let them try to smooth talk you into believing the only open one makes up for it; it has a view of nearly nothing. Nothing!).All this can be yours for the low price of around $2000 per week.The sometimes scarily alert staff is very responsive, but not having any of your bullshit. Keep in mind they are also powerless under the panopticon and whoever owns this slice of soft horror. So be nice. But also don’t let them boss you.

Exceptional

Exceptional