Motel Schmotel Guest Reviews
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Kera Mon, 7 July 2025
Passable
Liked: It was very private, didn’t really see any other people who was staying and did see the owners very much either.
Disliked: Hairdryer didn’t work, could hear a lot through the walls, was clean but did realise a bed bug problem!!
Sean Fri, 4 July 2025
Vile
Liked: Nothing
Disliked: I was booked in for a week,after the 1st day I was covered in bites,the second day I had huge swollen bites on my fingers,arms,shoulder and back.I immediately moved out of there.After seeking medical advice they said it was bed bugs.Absolutely disgusting place.
Andrew Thu, 3 July 2025
Hotel from hell
Liked: Location.
Disliked: Very noisy people in the room above. Moving and dropping heavy objects all night long. All that racket kept me awake during that night.Unconcerned, non resident,manager couldn't be bothered to rectify the issue.His unacceptable attitude " This hotel is not soundproofed. Not happy? Go. We're not stopping you." was in bad taste.Need I say more.I left the hotel. I will never, in future,go anywhere near Motel Schmotel,let alone stay there again.Miserable hotel.
Mayom Mon, 30 June 2025
My stay was not good...
Liked: Just the location
Disliked: The toilet wasn’t good and bedsheet were not changed
Jerry Sun, 29 June 2025
Good
Liked: Room was well appointed with all facilities.
Disliked: The front door and signage were poor . Check in was not clear.
Asher Wed, 25 June 2025
Would stay again
Liked: Very modern and up to date hotel. Very clean. Decent bathrooms. Love the key fobs helps when you have had a drink haha. Hotel is in perfect spot for brighton. Car park to right NCP car park. Very useful spot with high street two roads up from hotel
Rose Tue, 24 June 2025
Bad
Disliked: I’m not surprised I’m first time I had looking from at the Booking.com online on my phone and I have a booked a hotel room and when I’m was arriving in at place so I’m was shocked that look was very bad and rough is sad place ‘ nothing there anything hotel welcome service or I’m was been was struggling I’m are a deaf woman try ask someone my friend get calling speak to this place the hotel a service and I can’t find anything a clear service in a room so nasty and not there a restaurant or bars in the hotel unfortunately!!!!!’ I never had come here again anymore!!!’ I’m next time a used years I’m go stay a rich the luxury hotel ‘ better then this place’
Jordan Sun, 22 June 2025
Exceptional
Joao Thu, 19 June 2025
Exceptional
Liked: The location is very central — just a short walk to the seafront, the i360 tower, and nearby supermarkets, pubs, and cafés. There’s also a beautiful park next door which was a lovely bonus. The staff were genuinely friendly and helpful throughout my stay. I’d definitely consider staying here again.
Jo Sat, 31 May 2025
Bad