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Hotel No, Harper Lane Melbourne, Melbourne -+61-370-732-900
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4.2
HOTEL RATING: 
VERY GOOD
4.2 out of 5 (298 Ratings)
1.4 miles Marvel Stadium
v9 mins driving
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Hotel Description
Located on a Melbourne rooftop with access via a secret 'speak easy' entrance Hotel No offers guests unique accommodations in chrome airstream trailers. The property features free WiFi and is located in the heart of the city with a range of restaurants bars shopping and sightseeing at your doorstep. These 31 foot urban trailers are fitted out with their own deck a lounge area queen sized bed and private bathroom with free toiletries. Each room also includes a free mini bar. Some trailers boast a private hot tub with views over Melbourne city. Federation Square is a 10-minute walk from Hotel No while the Crown Casino and Entertainment Complex is just 2953 feet away. The nearest airport is Melbourne Airport 15 mi from the property. Please make direct contact with HOTEL NO once booking with your email & active contact number due to their contactless check-in.

Check-in time: 15:00   Check-out time: 11:00
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Amenities View More
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Free Internet
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Free Parking
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Non Smoking
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Free Breakfast
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Swimming Pool
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Fitness Center
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Business Center
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Airport Shuttle
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Pets Allowed
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Accessible
Other Amenities
` Free Parking
` Air Conditioning
` Express Check-In/Check-Out
` Heating
` On-site parking
` 24-hour security
` Accessible parking
` Free Wi-Fi
` Daily Housekeeping
` Non-Smoking Rooms Available
` Outdoor furniture
` Smoke alarms
` Fire extinguishers
` Electronic room key
` Audible alarm
` balcony/terrace
` CCTV security in common areas
` Luggage storage & lockers
` Non-smoking property
` Indoor parking (charges may apply)
` Valet parking (charges may apply)

Hotel No Guest Reviews

Overall Average Score: 
Very Good (4.2 out of 5)

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5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Harvey Fri, 25 July 2025

Interesting, different accommodation that promotes...

Liked: I loved the setting, the free parking, all the amenities and the adventure of figuring out the doors.
Disliked: Nothing

2.5

Fair - 2.5 out of 5

Amanda Thu, 24 July 2025

Passable

Liked: Cute little qwerky accommodation , loved the little touches they have done that makes your stay different from your normal every day hotel , the free mini bar and little HP sprocket printer which is available to use to print out little photos is a great idea. The iPad is cool too and handy having the ceiling mount to be able to watch in bed , the bed was also very comfortable.
Disliked: That being said the HP sprocket printer was a nightmare to be able to use , we booked x2 separate airstreams and after hours of trying could only get 1 to work. 1 airstream came with a little speaker and the other didn't . I didn't like how because I booked x2 airstreams even though I provided separate phone number we could both unlock each other's doors , 1 of them we could actually shut the door from the outside it would only shut properly from the inside . There was a constant high pitch ringing sound throughout the whole night a lot louder in 1 but still could be heard from the other faintly. Stripped the beds the next morning to make the cleaners work a little easier and was horrified at the filthy stained doonas and mattress protectors probably would not have slept with them if we had of looked earlier. That all being said it's still a really cool place to stay for a night or weekend but would definitely suit younger adults .

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Kaylene Wed, 23 July 2025

Exceptional

4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Ross Mon, 21 July 2025

Superb

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Anonymous Mon, 21 July 2025

Unique experience in the heart...

Liked: Unique experience staying in the rooftop trailer which has all amenities of a proper hotel room. Enjoyed the unique vibe and design of the trailer. Location was fantastic walking distance to the CBD.
Disliked: Could do with a warmer duvet for the winter.

4

Very Good - 4.0 out of 5

Bishie Fri, 18 July 2025

Very good

4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Kathryn Wed, 16 July 2025

Superb

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Anonymous Sat, 12 July 2025

Exceptional

3.5

Good - 3.5 out of 5

Cody Thu, 10 July 2025

Good

Liked: Loved the secret aspect and the clues on getting in. Loved that it was on a rooftop. Bed linen was nice. Cute lights on roof top. Comms pre stay was great. Was nice and warm given it was a chilly winter night.
Disliked: Plumbing issues in bathroom. Sink, and toilet blocked. Shower also had no hot water and arrived to one of the dispensers broken and on floor. Felt a bit run down. Very noisy. Also emailed re issues and never got a reply.

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Vicki Tue, 8 July 2025

Value for money and close...

Liked: It was different to anything we’ve ever experienced.

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Hotel No Harper Lane Melbourne, Melbourne