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Hotel No, Harper Lane Melbourne, Melbourne -(888) 608-6346
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4.2
HOTEL RATING: 
VERY GOOD
4.2 out of 5 (305 Ratings)
1.4 miles Marvel Stadium
v9 mins driving
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Hotel Description
Located on a Melbourne rooftop with access via a secret 'speak easy' entrance Hotel No offers guests unique accommodations in chrome airstream trailers. The property features free WiFi and is located in the heart of the city with a range of restaurants bars shopping and sightseeing at your doorstep. These 31 foot urban trailers are fitted out with their own deck a lounge area queen sized bed and private bathroom with free toiletries. Each room also includes a free mini bar. Some trailers boast a private hot tub with views over Melbourne city. Federation Square is a 10-minute walk from Hotel No while the Crown Casino and Entertainment Complex is just 2953 feet away. The nearest airport is Melbourne Airport 15 mi from the property. Please make direct contact with HOTEL NO once booking with your email & active contact number due to their contactless check-in.

Check-in time: 15:00   Check-out time: 11:00
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Amenities View More
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Free Internet
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Free Parking
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Non Smoking
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Free Breakfast
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Swimming Pool
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Fitness Center
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Business Center
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Airport Shuttle
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Pets Allowed
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Accessible
Other Amenities
` Free Parking
` Air Conditioning
` Express Check-In/Check-Out
` Heating
` On-site parking
` 24-hour security
` Accessible parking
` Free Wi-Fi
` Daily Housekeeping
` Non-Smoking Rooms Available
` Outdoor furniture
` Smoke alarms
` Fire extinguishers
` Electronic room key
` Audible alarm
` balcony/terrace
` CCTV security in common areas
` Luggage storage & lockers
` Non-smoking property
` Indoor parking (charges may apply)
` Valet parking (charges may apply)

Hotel No Guest Reviews

Overall Average Score: 
Very Good (4.2 out of 5)

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4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Joanne Sun, 24 August 2025

Well located and communication was...

Liked: Great location and coffee shop downstairs.
Disliked: Little noisy but expected given the location

3.5

Good - 3.5 out of 5

Nash Sat, 23 August 2025

Good

Liked: Very cute concept and a cozy little space, great spot in the heart of the city
Disliked: We did have some difficulties with keyless access and the hearting, so it was very warm inside.

3.5

Good - 3.5 out of 5

Lisa Wed, 13 August 2025

Good location, basic accommodation

Liked: Great location. Quirky idea.
Disliked: Small, too basic, not enough info, i.e., free coffee downstairs! (Only found this out from reviews after we'd checked out)! Wouldn't stay again.

2.5

Fair - 2.5 out of 5

Pitman-dennahey Mon, 4 August 2025

Nice concept but oversold &...

Liked: Quirky concept & great idea! Appealed to us as a unique experience
Disliked: It all felt a bit tired & neglected. Outdoor seating was all stained which really is not good enough given the premium price point. The airstream is not insulated making it really cold inside. The air con was a nightmare to deal with. On arrival we arrived late & our airstream was unlocked & the first night we only had a thin summer duvet in the bed. I managed to talk to a cleaner the next day to request a blanket thank god!!! ….not sure if our neighbour stole our blanket but seriously once again given the premium price point we shouldn’t be freezing in the middle of winter! General lack of a feeling of generosity. Saturday morning the cars is closed so could you not supply instant coffee & milk or even English breakfast tea!?! Fridge looked like it belonged in a student hostel. Bedside reading lights would be helpful.

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Crean Sat, 2 August 2025

Exceptional

3.5

Good - 3.5 out of 5

Christopher Mon, 28 July 2025

Good

3

Pleasant - 3.0 out of 5

Daniel Sun, 27 July 2025

Potential

Liked: Was a good location for what we had on. Different than your normal motel room obviously. The complimentary wine/ beer was great.
Disliked: After we parked our car which was somewhat protected from a leaky roof with plastic sheets and cardboard the smell is weird. The tap in our bathroom was about to fall off and that wasn't the only thing. The attached shampoo, handwash etc on the shower wall fell off at random times during the night scaring the you know what out of us. This place has great potential to be really good but is a fair way off that. The no lighting when you arrive back at night when there's lighting around the rooftop also was annoying.

4

Very Good - 4.0 out of 5

Edna Sat, 26 July 2025

Very good

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Harvey Fri, 25 July 2025

Interesting, different accommodation that promotes...

Liked: I loved the setting, the free parking, all the amenities and the adventure of figuring out the doors.
Disliked: Nothing

2.5

Fair - 2.5 out of 5

Amanda Thu, 24 July 2025

Passable

Liked: Cute little qwerky accommodation , loved the little touches they have done that makes your stay different from your normal every day hotel , the free mini bar and little HP sprocket printer which is available to use to print out little photos is a great idea. The iPad is cool too and handy having the ceiling mount to be able to watch in bed , the bed was also very comfortable.
Disliked: That being said the HP sprocket printer was a nightmare to be able to use , we booked x2 separate airstreams and after hours of trying could only get 1 to work. 1 airstream came with a little speaker and the other didn't . I didn't like how because I booked x2 airstreams even though I provided separate phone number we could both unlock each other's doors , 1 of them we could actually shut the door from the outside it would only shut properly from the inside . There was a constant high pitch ringing sound throughout the whole night a lot louder in 1 but still could be heard from the other faintly. Stripped the beds the next morning to make the cleaners work a little easier and was horrified at the filthy stained doonas and mattress protectors probably would not have slept with them if we had of looked earlier. That all being said it's still a really cool place to stay for a night or weekend but would definitely suit younger adults .

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Hotel No Harper Lane Melbourne, Melbourne