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Hotel No, Harper Lane Melbourne, Melbourne -+61-8-6118-7273
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4.25
HOTEL RATING: 
EXCELLENT
4.25 out of 5 (90 Ratings)
0.3 miles from Melbourne centre
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Hotel Description
Located on a Melbourne rooftop with access via a secret 'speak easy' entrance Hotel No offers guests unique accommodations in chrome airstream trailers. The property features free WiFi and is located in the heart of the city with a range of restaurants bars shopping and sightseeing at your doorstep. These 31 foot urban trailers are fitted out with their own deck a lounge area queen sized bed and private bathroom with free toiletries. Each room also includes a free mini bar. Some trailers boast a private hot tub with views over Melbourne city. Federation Square is a 10-minute walk from Hotel No while the Crown Casino and Entertainment Complex is just 2953 feet away. The nearest airport is Melbourne Airport 15 mi from the property. Please make direct contact with HOTEL NO once booking with your email & active contact number due to their contactless check-in.

Check-in time: 15:00   Check-out time: 11:00
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Amenities View More
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Free Internet
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Free Parking
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Non Smoking
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Free Breakfast
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Swimming Pool
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Fitness Center
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Business Center
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Airport Shuttle
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Pets Allowed
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Accessible
Other Amenities
` Free Parking
` Air Conditioning
` Express Check-In/Check-Out
` Heating
` On-site parking
` 24-hour security
` Accessible parking
` Free Wi-Fi
` Daily Housekeeping
` Non-Smoking Rooms Available
` Outdoor furniture
` Smoke alarms
` Fire extinguishers
` Electronic room key
` Audible alarm
` balcony/terrace
` CCTV security in common areas
` Luggage storage & lockers
` Non-smoking property
` Indoor parking (charges may apply)
` Valet parking (charges may apply)

Hotel No Guest Reviews

Overall Average Score: 
Excellent (4.25 out of 5)

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1

Poor - 1.0 out of 5

Elicia Fri, 19 April 2024

Very poor

4

Very Good - 4.0 out of 5

Tomi Thu, 4 April 2024

Very good

Liked: Amazing location and comfortable, cute Airstreams
Disliked: The decor is minimalist which is fine, but too basic for the money

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Hannah Thu, 28 March 2024

Exceptional

1

Poor - 1.0 out of 5

Watson Tue, 26 March 2024

Hotel No Way. No, Never...

Liked: Location great.
Disliked: Fell in VERY slippery shower. No staff to help me. Had to ask to get my money back for next night. Phone numbers in book useless.Way to expensive.

3.5

Good - 3.5 out of 5

Libby Sun, 17 March 2024

Lots of fun and great...

Liked: The central city location and fun quirkiness of the accommodation.
Disliked: Key access that relied upon my phone. After a long day of travel from Sydney without the ability to charge my phone I had to change my plans in the afternoon to get back to the hotel before my phone battery died. I then spent some of my afternoon seeking out and purchasing a portable charging device so I wouldn't be in that predicament again. I called the number for Hotel No emergencies to find out what my options were if I did get locked out and it went through to a voicemail. The carpark attendants are not there full time so I felt quite "on my own" should I have found myself locked out. You possibly need to warn patrons that they should write down numbers on a separate piece of paper or carry a portable charger. As a female travelling with my daughter I would have felt very vulnerable locked out at night. I am sure I am not alone in being a traveller who relies on a phone for email, phone contact numbers, maps, etc.

4.5

Wonderful - 4.5 out of 5

Lauren Sat, 16 March 2024

Superb

4

Very Good - 4.0 out of 5

Arrow Fri, 15 March 2024

Super fun experience!

Liked: Easy check in, good communication from staff and fun unique accommodation. Lots of cute touches!

4

Very Good - 4.0 out of 5

Rachel Sun, 25 February 2024

A fun way to stay...

Liked: It was a fun way to stay in the city. The ease of check in and check out was great with everything being on your phone. The colour pink was very pretty!
Disliked: The entrance was a bit confusing. The carpark was a mess and entry from the carpark would make things a lot easier with bags etc.

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Kaylee Thu, 15 February 2024

Cute, cosy and colourful.

Liked: It’s was really cosy and the intimate feeing of the space was great.
Disliked: Was pretty hot in there! (But we were there on a very toasty summers day)

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Jarrett Tue, 6 February 2024

Exceptional

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Hotel No Harper Lane Melbourne, Melbourne