Flamingo Inn

Pleasant

Bad

Liked: Good location.
Disliked: The room had not been cleaned before check-in: hairs on the bed, hairs in the shower, hypodermic needle under the TV.

Good

Had a blast at the...

Liked: The staff hands up is what we went there for. I had read the reviews and they all pretty much said how great the staff was, even though everything else wasn't *great* Pls forgive me I keep getting his name wrong. I think it's ken or Al. he has the long White haired ponytail. He was truly a pleasure, was helpful, had a cool sense of humor!! We plan on going back mostly bc how good he was to us.
Disliked: The parking lot was extremely small it held only 6 to 8 cars,and if you didn't get a spot you had to pay for parking. Rooms were ok. The bathroom was really small,, the pool was well taking care off. The only major complaint would be how hard the mattress were. .

The staff are subhuman.

Liked: There's not a single redeemable quality about the place. Until you hire real staff and not half-wit, inbred, drug addicted, booze-hound bums, this place will never even resemble something that could be described as an "Inn".
Disliked: If you got rid of the staff and just hired humans instead of whatever they were, you wouldn't look so much like a place desperate for any Penny you can get during the summer months. Do the entire East Coast a favor and close your doors permanently.

Exceptional

Bad

Bad

Exceptional