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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield -(888) 406-7656
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3.85
HOTEL RATING: 
GOOD
3.85 out of 5 (2196 Ratings)
5.9 miles Wycombe Swan Theatre
v16 mins driving
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Hotel Description
With an outdoor swimming pool an opulent bar and 2 restaurants Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers luxury and flamboyance in a traditional setting less than 30 minutes by train from London Marylebone. All the individually designed bedrooms have an en suite shower room and some boast a copper bath that fills from the ceiling. Noble Isle toiletries and bathrobes are included. Other features include free Wi-Fi a flat-screen TV and touch-activated mood lighting. A continental breakfast is included each morning and room service is available 24 hours a day. At Crazy Bear facilities include a swimming pool located near the dining area and a spa bath. Thai herbal oil massage is also on offer. The oldest documented building in Beaconsfield Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is only 2 minutes' drive from J2 M40 and 10 minutes' drive from Beaconsfield Golf Course.

Check-in time: 16:00   Check-out time: 11:00
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Amenities View More
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Free Internet
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Free Parking
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Swimming Pool
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Fitness Center
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Non Smoking
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Free Breakfast
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Business Center
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Airport Shuttle
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Pets Allowed
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Accessible
Other Amenities
` Free Parking
` Swimming Pool
` Meeting/Banquet Facilities
` Room Service
` Bar
` Heating
` Adult only
` On-site parking
` outdoor pool
` Free Wi-Fi
` Heated pool
` Massage services
` Off-Site parking
` Restaurant(s)
` Daily Housekeeping
` Non-Smoking Rooms Available
` Wine/champagne
` Outdoor furniture
` balcony/terrace
` Hot tub/Whirlpool
` Luggage storage & lockers
` Non-smoking property

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guest Reviews

Overall Average Score: 
Good (3.85 out of 5)

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2

Disappointing - 2.0 out of 5

Sukhi Mon, 18 August 2025

Disappointing

3.5

Good - 3.5 out of 5

Katrina Sun, 17 August 2025

On the plus our room...

Liked: We’ve stayed here previously and enjoyed the outside pool in the mornings for a dip, this is what brought us back
Disliked: Unfortunately our third time visiting the pool wasn’t warm, too cold to swim and the outside area was run down to our previous visits

2.5

Fair - 2.5 out of 5

Mohua Sun, 17 August 2025

Passable

Liked: Its a hype. The rooms were OK but most of the things did not work
Disliked: Lights not working , bath leaking , no fridge in room , pool side under renovation hence could not even sit.

3

Pleasant - 3.0 out of 5

Jacqui Fri, 15 August 2025

It was the night before...

Liked: As with all crazy bear rooms it was quirky. Been before although in a much bigger room.
Disliked: When we arrived at nearly 6pm our room was not ready and we were sent back over the road to wait for another room to be sorted for us. Staff were wonderful and we did get a free drink and glass of champagne but a shame nonetheless. The wet room was a bit too small and the inside of the curtain across it was a bit grubby. Not somewhere you want to share with residue of any sort from other people.

0.5

Poor - 0.5 out of 5

Talya Fri, 15 August 2025

Wont be going there again

Disliked: Booked an extra (petals on the bed and around the room) it wasnt done but tried to charge me for itDirtyUsed milk bottles by previous guestsUsed coffee and sugar sachets by previous guestsEmpty shampoo and shower gel bottles in the bathroomHair between bed coversFilth under bedDust everywhere - even though we were made to wait ‘while the room was being cleaned’Spoke to manager who wasnt helpful at all.

2

Disappointing - 2.0 out of 5

Daun Thu, 14 August 2025

We didn’t stay because the...

Liked: The communal areas
Disliked: Dirty room

5

Exceptional - 5.0 out of 5

Michael Wed, 13 August 2025

We were fortunate with the...

Liked: We loved the unique experience and quality of the room, restaurant and poolside cocktails
Disliked: We could not fault our stay

0.5

Poor - 0.5 out of 5

Olly Wed, 13 August 2025

not worth the money at...

1.5

Poor - 1.5 out of 5

Leigh Wed, 13 August 2025

I understand the crazy bear...

Liked: Nice setting in Beaconsfield
Disliked: The room was very small , all the time in the room there was a nasty lingering smell . Also there were tiny white flies in the room . Poor moisture extraction in the bathroom . I understand the lighting was trying to create a cosy ambiance but it was so dim you couldn’t really see yourself properly in the mirror . The room door , although it locked it still had a gap and did not feel secure . Instead of instructions about the hotel being on the TV there needed to be a booklet in the room , telling you what was complementary in the room .

3

Pleasant - 3.0 out of 5

Tony Wed, 13 August 2025

Hard to sum up for...

Liked: The decoration was very good
Disliked: Around the pool area was very tired. Room lights not bright enough when turned fully up.

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