Bad

Good

Pleasant

Good

Good

Exceptional

Superb

Free Roaches

Liked: The corrugated toilet paper was good for exfoliating my nethers.
Disliked: Instead of a complimentary wake up call, I woke early to the sensation of a bug crawling on me about 3:30 am. Although I did not visually identify the creature, the friendly roach on the fridge makes me think the tickling on my arm was part of a team approach for welcoming patrons to the property. I didn’t compare the pube on the shower wall with that of my teenagers but I’m pretty certain the DNA kit from the previous crimes will verify it belonged to another patron. I did buy a hat since I couldn’t fix my hair with the “First Class Turbo 1500” blow dryer screwed to the wall didn’t work. The room might have smelled like a Japanese Steakhouse when we checked out since I flung the first creepy crawly into the heater in the dark. a little ghetto hibachi, if you will. I’m not saying it wasn’t habitable, but it might not deserve the very generous 2 star rating and $90 per night price tag.

Exceptional