Let the mermaids out front...

Liked: I liked the proximity to my family.
Disliked: The hotel was absolutely disgusting. The first room we were given had dirty underwear in the shower curtain so they moved us. The second room had blood on the shower curtain. We were out the full day everyday and came back one day to find our door had never been closed. There were cockroaches and unfortunately when they decided they would refund us, it was too late to find an affordable room in the city.

Very disappointing

Liked: Breakfast was ok- bare bones
Disliked: Door handles falling off, rust on appliances, general disrepair

Passable

Very poor

Liked: Nice staff
Disliked: The mattress was rock hard. The bathroom was dirty and the door had a gaping hole at the bottom

I came and I slept...

Liked: I didn’t eat your breakfast. This is sentence 2.
Disliked: I did not eat it in a car. Didn’t eat at a bar.

Superb

Exceptional

Exceptional

In need of renovation

Liked: Good location, near Weeki Wachee
Disliked: The room was dirty with crumbs on the floor. The place is definitely in need of renovation.